No food is safe in this house, but the magic word over here is “cracker.” Crackers get us through the store, that cranky period before dinner, and are my go-to source for bribery. All hail the mighty...
Every child is my child. Every. Child. I was at work and someone shared a funny video where a parent gave a toddler some wasabi. The little girl could only meekly peep out “Help me” before the parent in the video began laughing. Other people found it hilarious and...
My little Dinosaur is beautiful. She’s an amazingly precious looking child and that brings her a lot of attention. It seems like everyone loves a cute baby. So I hope you don’t misunderstand when I say that I don’t tell her very often that she is adorable. She hears...
Vomit always appears without warning. One minute everything is fine, and then with an abraca-bleh, we all magically appear in the bathtub. Once we’re clean, life goes back to normal with playing and running around as if nothing had happened. Kids are awesome that way....